Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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