Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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