he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You're a waste of cheezeits
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
