Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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