Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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