please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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