So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
