are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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