my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just invented taco cereal.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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