I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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