Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I know her cup size but not her name....
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