I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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