Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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