She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
My pussy is not your playground.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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