also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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