Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My liver just broke up with me...
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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