you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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