She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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