How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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