remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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