If i come over, it means nothing
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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