So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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