So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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