i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
