New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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