I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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