shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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