ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So much Jack, so little girl.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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