So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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