What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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