i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
