I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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