just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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