My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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