I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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