he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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