She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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