she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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