Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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