How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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