But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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