i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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