My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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