doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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