So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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