That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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