I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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