I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he puts the penis in happiness.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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