i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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