Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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