im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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